Valentines Car Baby

Everyone knows that when a Corolla mates with a Corolla, they have little baby Corollas. I mean how else would they reproduce and make more of the exact same cars? Duh! I mean come on people, common sense! I've always wondered what happens when there is inter-car-model-breeding?

Well, this morning I found out. It so happens that during this season of love, two of the cars owned by members of my household have fallen in love and procreated (don't worry, the owners aren't related so nothing weird going on here. Although both owners are male...whatever).

Sambojangles' car and Spencikenz' car made the most awkward looking creepy little car baby ever and I totally love it! I met him at the gym parking lot today. Here are the parents followed by their wicked special baby:

 

Sambojangles' G-Wagon      +       Spencikenz' Ride 

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A little G-Wagon colored almost Spencikenz' Ride

I shall call it the "Spenci-Bojangles-G-Ride"

Happy Valentines Car Baby Everyone! Its a Girl yay!

Random Things I Think: Trees

Sometimes I wonder about trees. Random, I know. Hence the title of this blog post. I'm often guilty of this thing all the fancy people in the literary world call personification. Basically it means I give personalities and human characteristics to things that aren't human.I'm fairly certain most of us do this on a pretty regular basis without even realizing it. I sometimes do it with trees.

Not like that weirdos. I'm not some kind of tree lover who tries to get it on with trees or anything. Sometimes I just wonder about trees and what they would think about if they were capable of thinking. That's what I meant. Anyway, I digress.

So while I'm wondering about trees I often wonder that if they knew what their fate would be, would they have specific desires or aspirations as to what they be used for. For example, would a tree prefer to end up as someones fire wood or as someones toilet paper?

Both are, arguably, equally important. I mean what a mess this world would be with out toilet paper and how on earth would we make s'mores, cook meat or exist if it had not been for the first firewood on earth? How do they decide what they want to aspire to? Grandpa tree was turned into a giant pile of napkins so that's what I want to be! Or, they made these cute little coasters out of grandma and I hope they do that to me too!

Obviously they don't get a choice in location nor in what they become but that doesn't mean they can't dream right? How do mommy trees feel when their little baby trees aspire to be toilet paper or tooth picks? Are they proud? Do they call them slackers and tell them to dream bigger?

There really is no message or purpose to this post. Just getting my random thoughts on paper.

If there is anything to take from this it's that we do have control over what we can become and how good of whatever we want to become that we are and it is up to us to accomplish those things. So get out there and be the best paper towels you can be!?

I Love Jason Bell

I don't know why any words are necessary for this post because if you know Mr. Bell then it's obvious why someone would love him. But, all you readers in other countries and states don't have the blessing of knowing him personally, so, let me give you a few reasons why you should love him too:

Call me superficial if you want but the first thing that comes to mind when I think of Mr. Bell is just how beautiful he is. The man is a specimen of gorgeous man meat! He just is. Fact.

Mr. Bell is also a genius, one of those smart people who knows everything about everything and amazing random things and facts.

My favorite thing about Mr. Bell is that he is absolutely hysterical! In fact, he is one of the funniest guys I have ever met! He does this thing when he meets people where he grabs the tip of a few of your fingers and shakes them when you offer him your hand or he grabs the extra skin on your elbow when you aren't paying attention. Peoples reactions are priceless! The dude just has that witty, smart guy, kinda dry sense of humor that kills everyone he meets.

Clearly I have a bit of a man crush. Totally legit. 

On a fairly regular basis Mr. Bell brightens my day with a funny picture that he has altered with our faces in it and I can't help but laugh wicked hard and love him even more. Here are some of my favorites.

 

 Aren't I so pretty? I love the way he is gazing my way!

 

He sent me this one with the caption "Who's your friend?" I almost died!

Look at how my head is tilted perfectly for this pic!

 

 Between the stash and my bikini I'm not sure what I love more!

 

This one was a little disturbing but that made it that much better!

Why am i always the girl in the pics?

 

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

The next two are probably my favorite pictures of all time!

 

 Cute little fetus Nate

 

And devil fetus Nate

Now you can see why I love him so MUCHO! The kid is amazing! You should probably follow him on Twitter here @LeonBellsprout and brace yourself to be blown away with awesomeness.

Sorry ladies, he is engaged to one lucky woman.

Oh, and he HATES it when anyone says "LOL" so be sure to tweet it at him all the time

Clueless

I recently posted about the Best and Worst Day Ever. The post ended saying that Saturday had ended on a bad note but only because I left out an important detail that swung my day from bad to awesome again. I left it out on purpose; because it deserved its own post. My day ended with Wild D and I ending the day with two of the very best people on this planet, Katie Younger and Hannah Redford.

You'll never guess what we did.

Well, after a crazy dance birthday party, where basically no one danced but us, and some chatting, we watched Clueless. Great, classic, movie. I was reminded of how my brother used to watch it all the time (Not Sambojangles). I'd take his man card retroactively if possible. Watching it with awesome, cute girls however is not man-card-loss worthy. Exhibit A, look at Alicia Silverstone.

Plus there are some pretty epic quotes. Go ahead, google them.

While we didn't finish the movie, we did have a wonderful evening. I mean, aside from bringing get well treats to a sick girl who wasn't even there (Batie Kell). 

I love those girls! Thanks for the good times!

Lets repeat it soon! (maybe not the Clueless part,2 times within the same year just might be man-card-loss worthy.